Friday, November 7, 2008

Row row row yourself through the airport line... then take some books out from the library

I was at the airport somewhere in California and Coach JB was trying to fly to Canyon for some reason, I think to look for a player and bring her back to help the team for next season. I seem to recall that this "player" was the actress who played the dying girl on this week's episode of "Private Practice," which I watched on abc.com just before falling asleep last night. Anyway... I had to draw a map of the Texas Panhandle for Coach JB so she would know how desolate the area really was... I drew a star on the map for Amarillo, a star for Canyon and a star for Lubbock. Then she wanted to know how long it would take her to get to a town that was slightly southeast of Amarillo and northeast of Canyon, but I didn't know and told her so. All of this was in the airport while everyone on the team was freaking out for some reason, then finally Coach JB gets in line to board her plane, puts her bag through the x-ray scanner, then gets in a row boat and rows her way around the terminal to the gate because that's how it had to be done.

Next I was with Anna in a house in Boston, she had just returned from being somewhere and I hadn't seen her in months. She'd gone to the library and picked up a few books that she wanted to "protect" (I don't know why that was necessary) and then we went to bed. I shaved my legs with one of those non-razor shavers and then Anners wanted to use it to so I cleaned it and gave it to her. While we were sleeping, this guy came into the house which really was a weird dream-version of my apartment - he worked at the library and was looking for the books that Anners had taken out so I pointed to them and he said "Oh okay, no worries, I just wanted to make sure that the books were okay." Then he offered to bring us the movie version of the graphic novel that Anners had taken out so that she could better understand the plot. As I walked him to the front door, I realized that it was wide open and I was really worried that my cats had run away, but then Raider and Diamond were just wrestling on the welcome mat just outside the door and I called them and they came back inside right away.

Then I was in the shower and realized that I didn't have to shave my legs because I already had.

I woke up and realized that in my sleep, I'd hit snooze four times and now don't have time to shower before getting my ass to work.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

But you had time to blog