Visitors in my office

I had a meeting on the cubicle side of my office and on my way back through the lobby, I ran into people I knew from 6th grade (A.K., P.S., I.D. and J.P. are the only ones I can remember now, but I think there were a few more). They were still the same size as we were back then, only I was the size I am now; I high-fived them and told them how great it was to see them not that they were no longer dead. I told them they looked really good for having been dead and then coming back to life.

I got back to my office and had a blue postal bag waiting for me. As I got closer to it I could hear that there was something/someone inside of the bag, so I lifted it up as if it was a smelly pair of gym shorts and held it up to the light. Inside, I could see a miniature version of Eric Cartman from South Park. His body was painted red and was holding a New Jersey Devils mug, or cylinder of some sort that also was red. He was freaking out, jumping around in the bag and trying to get out, so I walked quickly back towards the elevator so I could take him down to the dumpsters. He was screaming for someone to let him out of the bag, but instead I just dropped him in the dumpster and got back upstairs as quickly as possible.

I had another meeting with people in the cubicles and after I got back, I saw a miniature cartoon version of my cat, Cash, and a cartoon horse sitting in the chairs in the lobby. Someone had given Cash a bomb from the Mario Bros. video games and Cash told me that whoever had given it to her told her to hold on to it for him. I started to freak out because I knew it was going to explode, so I knocked it out of her hands - she was standing up on her hind legs - towards the horse. It landed on the arm rest and the horse kicked its left front hoof and sent the bomb into the corner where the fax machine is - across the lobby, about 10 feet away - and as it landed, it exploded. It blew up the fax machine, the wall and the cabinets there, but the explosion was surprisingly small. It probably would have only caused minor injuries to Cash had she still been holding it. I breathed a sigh of relief and walked back to my office.